Well, howdy there! Let’s chew the fat about this… this here… seventh house in Scorpio, whatever that means. Sounds fancy, but I’ll try to make it plain as day, like my grandma used to say.
So, they say this seventh house, it’s all about partnerin’ up. You know, gettin’ hitched, findin’ a sweetheart, that kind of thing. Like when old Bessie found her Jeb, always together, like peas in a pod. But with this Scorpio thing, it’s like… well, it’s like addin’ a whole lotta spice to the stew, ya know?
Scorpio, from what I gather, it ain’t no wishy-washy sign. It’s like a pot of boilin’ water, all hot and steamy. These folks, they feel things deep down in their gut, not just on the surface. So, when they’re in love, they’re IN LOVE. And when they’re mad… well, let’s just say you best not be standin’ too close.
- If your moon’s in Scorpio in this seventh house, it means your feelin’s in relationships are strong, like a stubborn mule pullin’ a plow. You ain’t gonna let go easy, that’s for sure.
- And if Scorpio’s just sittin’ in that seventh house, well, relationships are gonna be a big deal in your life. You’ll crave that deep connection, like a thirsty fella in the desert cravin’ water.
Now, they say these Scorpio-in-the-seventh-house folks, they’re passionate. That means they love hard, argue hard, and probably make up hard too. It’s like a rollercoaster, up and down, round and round. Not for the faint of heart, I tell ya.
And get this, they even talk about what your husband or wife might look like! Can you believe it? They say if Scorpio’s messin’ with that seventh house, your better half might have dark eyes, a big face, and be kinda fair-skinned. They might even be a little on the chubby side, but overall, they’ll be lookin’ good. Sounds like my cousin Martha’s Hank, bless his heart.
But here’s the thing, this Scorpio energy, it ain’t always sunshine and roses. Sometimes it can get a bit… well, intense. Jealousy might rear its ugly head, or possessiveness could creep in like a vine. You gotta be careful with that, you know? Like my mama always said, “Too much of anything ain’t good for ya.”
The seventh house, it’s all about partnerships. And when you mix that with Scorpio, it’s like adding chili peppers to a mild salsa. It’s gonna be flavorful, that’s for darn sure. But it might also burn a little going down. You gotta be ready for the heat, understand?
So, if you got this Scorpio in your seventh house, or you know someone who does, just remember: they’re lookin’ for somethin’ real, somethin’ deep. They ain’t interested in no fly-by-night romances. They want a partner who can go the distance, through thick and thin. Like old Ma and Pa Kettle, always together, even when they were squabblin’.
And remember this too, relationships ain’t always easy. Even with Scorpio’s spice, or maybe because of it, you gotta work at it. It’s like tendin’ a garden, you gotta pull the weeds, water the plants, and make sure the bugs don’t eat everything up. But if you put in the effort, you can grow somethin’ beautiful, somethin’ that lasts.
So that’s my take on this here seventh house in Scorpio. It’s about passion, it’s about intensity, and it’s about findin’ a connection that goes deeper than a well on a hot summer day. It ain’t always gonna be a smooth ride, but if you can handle the heat, it might just be the most rewarding ride of your life.
And one more thing, don’t go takin’ all this astrology stuff too serious. It’s like a weather forecast; it can give you an idea of what’s comin’, but it ain’t always right. The most important thing is to trust your gut and follow your heart. That’s what I always say, and I ain’t steered myself wrong yet.
So, whether you got Scorpio in your seventh house or not, just remember to love hard, be honest, and don’t be afraid to show your true colors. That’s the real secret to a happy life, and a happy relationship, if you ask me.
Tags: [Scorpio, Astrology, 7th House, Relationships, Marriage, Passion, Emotional Connection, Partnership, Zodiac Signs]
