Alright, so you’re tellin’ me you wanna know about this “reconciliation tarot spread,” huh? Sounds fancy, like somethin’ them city folks do. But listen here,

Well, now, let’s talk about this Aries in the 3rd House thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you, but I’ve seen a thing or

Alright, let’s talk about this Snake man and Monkey woman, see if they can get along. You know, like folks in the village, some fit

Alright, let’s talk about this 3456 angel number thing. Folks keep jabberin’ about it, so I figured I’d put in my two cents, ya know?

Alright, so you keep seein’ this 7755 number everywhere, huh? Like, on the clock, on receipts, even on them darn license plates. Makes you wonder

Well now, let’s talk about this here… whatchamacallit… Sagittarius Sun thingy in the sixth house, ya know? It’s kinda like this, see… First off, Sagittarius,

Well, let me tell ya, this here “1158 angel number,” folks keep jabberin’ about it. Sounds fancy, but what’s it all mean? I ain’t no

Alright, so, let’s chew the fat about this tenth house thingy, the one they say is all about your job and what folks think of

Well, let me tell ya, talkin’ ’bout this zodiac stuff on October 21, 2002. Folks born ’round then, they say they’re Libras. What’s a Libra,

Well, howdy there, y’all! Let’s gab a bit ’bout them Libra lucky numbers, ya hear? Now, I ain’t no fancy astrologer or nothin’, but I