Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about this August 20, 2003, zodiac sign thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you, just a plain ol’ woman

Alright, let’s talk about them Sagittarius folks, the ones born in the third part of their time, you know, between December 13th and 21st. I

Alright, let’s talk about this Leo in the 6th house thing, whatever that means. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, but I heard some things, and

Alright, let’s talk about this… this “Knight of Cups” thing and what it means for them star signs. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you,

Alright, let’s talk about this “Two of Wands” thing, whatever it is. Folks say it’s about plannin’ and decidin’, like figurin’ out what to do

Well, let me tell you about this here cancer thing. It ain’t just one thing, you know? It’s like a whole bunch of bad things

Well, hello there, young’uns! Let’s talk about this lovey-dovey stuff, you know, “does he love me?” Folks keep askin’ about it, so I reckon it’s

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this here tenth house in Gemini thing, whatever that is. Folks keep talkin’ ’bout it, so I figured

Well, let me tell you about this Leo in the 9th house thing. It’s like this, you know? Some folks say it makes you all

Alright, let’s talk about this Seven of Wands card, you know, the one with the fella holding up a stick like he’s ready to whack