Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this Leo in the 7th house thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you, but I’ve seen enough

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… this whatchamacallit… Sagittarius Rising Tarot Card, yeah, that’s it. Now, I ain’t no fancy scholar or nothin’, just a

Alright, let’s gab a bit about this angel number thingy, the 649 one. Folks keep talkin’ ‘bout it, so I figured, why not chew the

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this here “Taurus in the 11th House” thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you, but I’ve seen

Well, hey there. Let’s talk about this… this “Libras Hora” thing. Don’t rightly know what all them fancy words mean, but I’ll tell ya what

Alright, let’s talk about this “judgement reversed” thing. I ain’t no fancy scholar, but I can tell ya a thing or two, you know? It’s

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this Libra in the Fourth House thing. It’s like this, see? Folks with this Libra thingy in their home

Well, let’s gab about them Dragon fellas and Rooster gals, see if they can shack up together alright. You know, like them chickens and… well,

Alright, let’s talk about this relationship tarot spread thing, ya know? Folks say it can tell ya stuff about your love life, like, what’s goin’

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ ’bout these Scorpio folks, the keen ones, you know? Folks say they’re somethin’ special. Scorpio, Scorpio, that’s what they