Alright, let’s talk about this Virgo new moon thing, whatever it is. They call it a “tarot spread,” sounds fancy, huh? Like spreadin’ butter on bread, but with cards. So, this new moon thingy, it’s in somethin’ called Virgo, happens September 2nd. Don’t ask me what Virgo is, sounds like some kinda vegetable to me.
They say it’s a good time to, you know, think about what you wanna do. Like, plantin’ seeds, but in your head. You wanna grow somethin’ good, gotta start somewhere, right? This new moon, it’s like startin’ fresh. Washin’ the dirty dishes and gettin’ a clean plate. Startin’ new, that’s the ticket.
- Card one, they call it “Cleanse.” Means somethin’s gotta go. Like, that old rotten potato in the cellar, gotta throw it out. What’s messin’ with ya? Get rid of it.
- Then there’s somethin’ about “intentions.” Fancy word for wishin’, I guess. What do you want? More chickens? A bigger garden? Think hard.
- Then they talk about “grounding.” Means stayin’ put, like a good ol’ tree. Don’t be flyin’ all over the place like a headless chicken. Stay focused.
This Virgo thing, it’s supposed to be all practical and stuff. Like, don’t be dreamin’ about flyin’ to the moon when you ain’t even got shoes on your feet. Keep it real, that’s what they say.
They got this card, “The Hermit.” Sounds like a lonely fella, but they say it’s about lookin’ inside yourself. Like, sittin’ on the porch, thinkin’ ‘bout stuff. Not gossipin’ with the neighbors, but really thinkin’. What’s important? What needs fixin’? But they also say, it ain’t just about fixin’ things. It’s like, lookin’ at your garden, not just to pull weeds, but to see how the flowers are doin’.
So, this new moon, it’s a time for lookin’ back, seein’ what you done did this year. Did you plant enough corn? Did you fix that leaky roof? And then, lookin’ forward. What you gonna do next? Gotta plan for winter, gotta plan for next spring. Always gotta be plannin’, that’s how you get by.
They say Virgos are all about details. Like, countin’ the eggs in the basket, makin’ sure nothin’s missin’. Don’t be sloppy, they say. Pay attention. This ain’t the time to be scatterbrained. Keep your eyes on the prize.
And then, somethin’ about feelin’ unloved. Well, that ain’t good. Everybody needs a little love. Gotta be kind to yourself, that’s what they say. Like, givin’ yourself a nice cup of tea after a hard day’s work. And gotta set boundaries, too. Like, tellin’ that nosy neighbor to mind her own business. You gotta look after yourself, nobody else gonna do it for ya.
So, this new moon spread, it’s all about lookin’ inside, lookin’ outside, and makin’ a plan. Cleanin’ out the old, bringin’ in the new, and stayin’ grounded. Sounds like good advice to me, even if I don’t understand all this fancy talk about Virgos and Hermits and whatnots. Just keep it simple, work hard, and be good to yourself. That’s all there is to it, far as I can tell.
Now, where did I put my spectacles? Can’t hardly see these cards without ’em…
And remember, this new moon is just a startin’ point. Gotta keep workin’ at it, day after day. Like tendin’ a garden, gotta water it, gotta weed it, gotta keep an eye on it. Nothin’ good comes easy, that’s for sure.
Tags: [New Moon, Virgo, Tarot Spread, Intentions, Self-Reflection, Planning, September]
