Okay, so, let’s talk about this “Earth Monkey Woman” thing I’ve been trying out. I mean, who doesn’t like to know a bit more about themselves, right? And apparently, the Chinese horoscope has a lot to say about those of us born in the year of the Monkey. I’m not sure when the cut-off dates are but you should check if you were born in the year of the monkey like me.
So, I started by digging around to find out what this whole Earth Monkey Woman thing is about. From what I gathered, Monkey women are supposed to be, like, really smart and full of life. They say we’re friendly, warm, and always smiling. Sounds pretty good, huh? I found out that the Monkey in Chinese culture is all about being smart, curious, and playful. So, I figured, why not dive deeper and see if this stuff actually rings true for me?
First, I tried to look at my friendships. Am I really this easy-going and cheerful person the horoscope claims me to be? Well, I do love hanging out with my friends, and I think I’m pretty good at keeping things light and fun. We laugh a lot, and I always try to be there for them when they need me. I guess that’s pretty in line with the whole “spirited and warm” description.

Reflecting on myself
- I started to pay more attention to how I interact with my family.
- I made an effort to smile more and be more enthusiastic around them.
- It actually felt pretty good, and I think they appreciated it too.
Then I got to thinking about the whole “enthusiastic about sex” part. Well, I’m not gonna lie, I do enjoy a good time in the bedroom. I like trying new things and I am not afraid to express my desires. So, yeah, I guess that part’s pretty accurate too.
I also thought about how I am as a mom, or how I would be if I had kids. I think I’d be a pretty cool mom. I’d be creative and fun, but also supportive and understanding. I’d want my kids to be themselves and explore the world, just like the playful Monkey, you know?
But it’s not just about confirming what the horoscope says. I realized that understanding myself better, whether it’s through some ancient zodiac or just by paying attention to my own actions, can actually help me in my relationships. It helps me see where I can improve and how I can be a better friend, partner, and maybe someday, a better mom.
So, yeah, this whole Earth Monkey Woman experiment has been pretty interesting. It’s made me think about who I am and how I interact with the world. And who knows, maybe there’s something to this whole Chinese horoscope thing after all. It’s not like it’s a science or anything, but I definitely feel different and more confident after starting this whole thing. I’ll probably keep this going just to see if there is anything else I can learn about myself, maybe you should look into it too!