Well, let me tell ya ’bout this July 17, 2006, zodiac thing. Folks say if you was born on that day, you’re a Cancer. Cancer, like that bad sickness? Nah, not that kind. This here Cancer is a crab, ya know, them things what walk sideways on the beach.
Now, they say this crab thingy means somethin’. If you born ‘tween June 21 and July 22, that’s you, a Cancer. They say it makes you moody. Humph, like folks need a special sign to be moody! I get moody when the chickens don’t lay or the well runs dry, ain’t no crab gotta tell me that.
So, what’s so special ’bout these July 17 Cancers? Them city folks with their fancy words, they say you’re “confident,” “domineering,” and “purposeful.” Domineering? Sounds like my ol’ rooster, strutting around the yard like he owns the place.
- Confident: Means you ain’t scared to speak your mind, I reckon. Like when I told that salesman tryin’ to sell me snake oil to get off my land.
- Domineering: Means you like to be in charge. Well, somebody’s gotta be, or nothin’ gets done.
- Purposeful: Means you got a plan, even if it’s just gettin’ through the day without the cow kickin’ over the milk pail.
They also say you water folks. Water? I guess that means you cry easy, maybe? Or maybe it means you like to go fishin’. Who knows with these things.
Now, these July 17 folks, they like things done right. They wanna be the best, they say. They also like it when you tell ’em how good they are. Flattery, they call it. Reminds me of my grandson, always tryin’ to sweet talk me into givin’ him extra cookies.
But even though they act all high and mighty, deep down, they ain’t so sure of themselves. They just puttin’ on a show, like a peacock with its fancy feathers. They also got a funny bone, like to joke around. But not like them silly jokes on the TV, more like good ol’ down-home humor, you know?
These Cancer folks, they like to change things up. Always thinkin’ of new ideas, wantin’ to be free. Like a bird flyin’ out of a cage. Once they get away from where they growed up, they really start to shine. They’re friendly too, like to be around people. If they find the right bunch, they’ll be the life of the party, dancin’ and singin’ all night long.
Now, ’bout findin’ a good match. They say Libra, Pisces, and Capricorn are good for Cancers. But even if the signs match up, these Cancer folks are cautious. They take their time, don’t just jump into things. They got this idea in their head of how things should be, and it takes a while for them to open up and trust ya.
Sometimes, these Cancers, they seem shy. But maybe they just need a little time to themselves. Like me after a long day of workin’ in the garden. I just wanna sit on the porch and watch the sunset, don’t wanna talk to nobody. But these Cancers, they ain’t bad folks. They like havin’ people over, makin’ ’em feel welcome. Always makin’ sure you got enough to eat and somethin’ comfy to sit on.
So, there ya have it. That’s what they say ’bout them folks born on July 17, 2006. Cancer the crab. Moody, confident, likes to be in charge, wants to be the best. Takes a while to warm up to ya, but once they do, they’re good company. Now, whether you believe all this zodiac stuff or not, that’s up to you. Me? I just believe in hard work and good eatin’. But it’s kinda fun to think ’bout, ain’t it?
