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Well, let’s talk about this here… uh… whatchamacallit… Scorpio thing, right? You know, the stars and all that. Some folks say it’s all hogwash, but hey, listenin’ to it ain’t gonna hurt nobody, right?
So, this fella, Brezsny, he writes about this stuff. Free Will Astrology, they call it. Sounds fancy, but it’s just talkin’ ’bout what the stars might mean for you Scorpios out there.
Now, they say 2024’s gonna be a good year for you Scorpio folks. Love, work, money – they say it’s all gonna be lookin’ up. Like finding a twenty-dollar bill in your old coat pocket, you know? But don’t go spendin’ it all at once now.
They talk about December being a special time. Lots of energy, they say. Like a hen pecking around for the best worms, you gotta find them opportunities and grab ’em.
- Love: They say your love life’s gonna be bloomin’ like a rose bush in spring. But even roses got thorns, so you gotta be careful, you hear? Don’t let nobody prick your heart.
- Work: And work, they say you’re gonna be climbin’ the ladder like a squirrel up a tree. But don’t get too high and mighty, remember where you came from.
- Money: And money, well, they say you might just stumble upon some extra cash. Maybe find a lost penny and it turns into a whole pile of ’em, who knows? Just don’t go bettin’ it all on the horses, alright?
But then they say some days you might feel low, like a deflated balloon. Anxious, they call it. Like waiting for the kettle to boil but it just keeps on sizzlin’. Don’t worry none, though. It’ll pass, like a bad smell in the wind.
They also say you Scorpios ain’t no bad folks. Not tryin’ to boss folks around, but stirrin’ things up, makin’ things change. Like churnin’ butter, you gotta shake things up to get somethin’ good.
And this “pharmakon” word… sounds like somethin’ you’d get at the drug store. But they say it means all sorts of things. Like bein’ the one blamed for stuff, or maybe somethin’ that can hurt ya or heal ya. Like a good strong cup of coffee – might keep ya awake all night, but it gets ya goin’ in the mornin’. It’s all about how you use it, I reckon.
They’re sayin’ you Scorpios gotta learn to take care of yourselves. Like learnin’ to darn your own socks instead of throwin’ ’em away. Be independent, they say. Don’t be relyin’ on nobody else to do your dirty work.
And they talk about these “coming months,” but don’t say exactly when. It’s like waitin’ for the rooster to crow, ya know it’s comin’ but ya don’t know exactly when. So you just gotta keep on keepin’ on, doin’ what you gotta do.
So, that’s what I hear about you Scorpios. Sounds like a mixed bag, like a basket of apples – some good, some maybe a little bruised. But that’s life, ain’t it? Take the good with the bad and keep on movin’ forward. And remember, it’s all just talk. You make your own luck, same as plantin’ seeds, gotta water ’em to grow.
Anyways, that’s all I got to say ‘bout that. Go on now, and do somethin’ useful.
Tags: [Scorpio, Free Will Astrology, Horoscope, 2024 Predictions, Love, Work, Money, Self-Care, Rob Brezsny]
