Alright, so listen up, y’all. Let’s talk about this Tyrus Tour 2023 thing, okay?
Now, I ain’t no fancy city slicker, but I hear tell this Tyrus fella is a big deal. Folks say he’s on the TV all the time, on some shows like “The Gutfeld Show” and “The Five.” Never seen ’em myself, my TV’s mostly for watchin’ the weather and the occasional soap opera, ya know? But he must be somethin’ if he’s on there so much.
This Tyrus, they say he’s a comedian. That means he tells jokes, right? Like them fellas on the radio sometimes. And he’s a wrestler too! A “NWA Wrestling Superstar” they call him. Sounds like a rough and tumble fella. Wrestlin’ ain’t for the faint of heart, I tell ya. I remember my cousin Billy Bob tried wrestlin’ a calf once… let’s just say the calf won.
Anyway, this Tyrus guy, he’s goin’ all over the country on this here tour in 2023. He’s doin’ a “comedy show” they say. I seen some folks talkin’ about it. Sounds like he’s been busy. He’s stoppin’ in all sorts of places, big and small. I heard tell he was in Concordia, Kansas, at somethin’ called the Brown Grand Opera House. Sounds fancy, don’t it? And then he went up to Billings, Montana, to the Babcock Theatre. My neighbor’s boy went to Montana once, said it was colder than a well-digger’s behind in January.
He was also in Van Buren, Arkansas, at the King Opera House. Arkansas, huh? That ain’t too far from here. Maybe I shoulda gone and seen what all the fuss is about. But then again, I got chores to do. Can’t be gallivantin’ around the country when the chickens need feedin’ and the garden needs weedin’.
- Tyrus Tour 2023 is a big deal, apparently.
- He’s a comedian and a wrestler.
- He’s been to Kansas, Montana, and Arkansas, and probably a whole bunch of other places.
They say he’s also a “bestselling author.” Now ain’t that somethin’? A wrestler who tells jokes and writes books. He must be a busy fella. I wonder what he writes about. Probably not about farmin’, that’s for sure. City folk don’t know nothin’ about farmin’.
So, if you’re lookin’ for somethin’ to do, maybe you wanna go see this Tyrus fella. Seems like lots of folks are goin’. You can get tickets, they say. I heard you can find ’em online. Something called “Eventbrite,” I think. Or maybe that “*” thing. I don’t know much about them fancy computer things, but the young’uns seem to know how to use ’em.
Tyrus Live, that’s what they call his show. Sounds like a hoot. He probably tells stories about his life, about wrestlin’, and about bein’ on TV. And I reckon he makes folks laugh. Laughter’s good for ya, they say. Keeps ya young. Not that I’m feelin’ old or nothin’. Just a bit creaky in the mornin’s, that’s all.
I heard this fella is a “Fox News Channel Contributor” too. Fox News, huh? I seen that on the TV sometimes when I’m at the diner. They talk about all sorts of things, politics and such. I ain’t much for politics myself. Too much fussin’ and fightin’, if you ask me. But I guess it’s important to some folks.
This whole Tyrus Tour 2023 thing has got folks talkin’, that’s for sure. He’s going all over, seems like. So if he’s comin’ to your town, and you like laughin’ and wrestlin’ and such, well, maybe you should go check it out. Me? I’ll probably just stay home and watch the corn grow. That’s excitin’ enough for me.
But hey, to each their own, right? If you wanna see this Tyrus fella, go right ahead. Just remember to bring your laughin’ pants, ’cause I hear he’s a real card.
And that’s all I got to say about this Tyrus Tour 2023. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on them chickens.
Key things to know about Tyrus:
- He’s on TV a lot.
- He tells jokes (he’s a comedian).
- He wrestles (he’s a superstar, they say).
- He writes books (he’s a bestselling author).
- He’s on tour in 2023 (Tyrus Tour 2023).
- You can get tickets online.
So there ya have it. Now you know as much as I do about this Tyrus fella. Go on, get outta here, and let me get back to my chores.
