Well, howdy there, folks! Let’s chew the fat about somethin’ called “November for Aquarius.” Now, I ain’t no fancy astrologer or nothin’, but I heard some things and I’m gonna tell ya ’bout it in plain speak, ya hear?
November’s gonna be a busy month, like churnin’ butter and plantin’ taters all at once. They say somethin’ about planets goin’ backwards, which sounds like a dog chasin’ its tail to me, but anyways, they say you gotta get your hustle on in the first two weeks. Seems like after that, things get a bit wonky, like a mule with a burr under its saddle.
For all you Aquarius folks, November 28th sounds like a good day, like findin’ a twenty dollar bill in your old coat pocket. They say you might get some unexpected goodies, and maybe grow a little bit as a person, kinda like a sunflower reachin’ for the sun. All that hard work you’ve been doin’ might finally pay off, bringin’ you closer to what you want, like a hound dog on a scent.
- But hold your horses! They say you gotta be careful with your friends and family. Seems like folks might get their wires crossed and there could be some misunderstandin’s, like a hen cluckin’ at a rooster. So, you gotta talk things out, clear as a bell, and not let things fester like a sore thumb.
- And if you’re one of them folks who sells stuff or works for yourself, looks like you’re in for a good month! Like a farmer with a bumper crop. You might make some good progress and find some folks to work with, kinda like a team of oxen pullin’ a plow. They even say you might make some extra cash, comin’ in from different directions, like rain in a thunderstorm.
Now, these Aquarius people, they like folks who are a bit different, not just the same old sheep in the pasture. So if you’re tryin’ to catch their eye, you gotta do somethin’ special, like wearin’ a bright red hat to a funeral.
Towards the end of the month, somethin’ called Mercury goes backwards, or somethin’. It’s like when your car won’t start, things get a little messed up. Old friends might pop up, even some folks you had a fallin’ out with. Kinda like when your chickens come home to roost.
This Scorpio season, seems like you Aquarius folks are feelin’ pretty good about yourselves, like a rooster struttin’ in the henhouse. You’re gonna be speakin’ your mind and standin’ your ground, like a stubborn mule. And somethin’ called Pluto is movin’ into your sign too, whatever that means. Sounds like a big deal, like a storm brewin’ on the horizon.
So, overall, November for Aquarius sounds like a mixed bag, like a sack of potatoes with a few rotten ones thrown in. You gotta work hard, be careful with your words, and be ready for some surprises. But if you keep your wits about you, you’ll come out alright, like a cat landin’ on its feet. That’s all I got to say about that. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my biscuits.
Tags: [Aquarius, November, Horoscope, Monthly Predictions, Astrology, Relationships, Career, Finance, Personal Growth]
